Two Quick Points Before I Pass Out

A) The Dallas Cowboys are dissolving - T.O is going to have a cow in the next four weeks...guarenteed...because someone is inevitably going to be asked "do you feel like you're being under utilized," or someone will ask "do you feel like Roy is being groomed as the future #1 considering he was recently signed to a five year deal?" (fyi he just inked a five year deal)

I mean come on, T.O. is blessed with the un-deniable talent of not being able to keep his trap shut. He is going to answer these questions and it's going to put pressure on the Cowboys and their pussy-footed coach Wade Phillips and they are going to dissapoint. Only one word is needed to explain this situation from me...

AWESOME

B) The Rays are winning a title - These guys are legit and they are going to be legit for quite sometime. Evan Longoria, BJ Upton, Carl Crawford, James Shields, Scott Kazmir, David Price....JESUS CHRIST!

Andrew Freidman (current GM) and Chuck Lamar (GM until 2005) should be given a Pullitzer for putting together this team over a five year span. This team was HORRIBLE five years ago and now they are STACKED with young, incredibly talented players.

On top of that, Joe Maddon (former Angel coach btw), is doing such a good job with this young club: preaching defense, keeping it loose (shaved a mowhawk in his head resembling Mr. T), saying the right things at the right time, and managing his bullpen like a true playa should...this team is impressive.

They are going to kick the ever loving shit out of the Phillies. I'm sorry, I want the Phillies to win. I'm tired of Philly being so depressed about not winning anything for the past 30 years...but it's not going to happen. Tampa is on with the bats, on with the gloves, on with the arms and on with their domes. GAME OVER