It's been awhile...

So I took the last couple of weeks off because in order to pay the rent I had to do some assembly of actual work to show my progress as an employee...

Needless to say, now that I'm off for the rest of the year, I'll be posting up some good shit to keep whoever the hell is reading this interested...

First two videos that need to be watched:




Thought process over this video (content taken from facebook posts between my friends Alli-Meg and Me):

Don't you think after the overweight Michael Oliver (star of the Problem Child movies) had spent that much time and effort into beating this song he would actually shed a couple of pounds? Shit, maybe he has. Then you have to think about the f'ing creators of DDR. Are they seriously encouraging people to actually dance like this? I mean, come on...you know that kid goes to his buddy's wedding and dances like a penguin on speed. The craziest thing about this video is that you think it's funny because a fat red headed stepchild is jumping around on a DDR game. You know you were thinking, "cool he beat it, what a loser." Then he falls off the platform and head butts the screen...as if it wasn't embarrassing enough that he was that good at DDR...

Classic video, makes me proud to be an American.

Follow up DDR video:



This one legged guy just slapped Konami in the face with that performance. My friend Alli commented that she felt like a bad person for wishing that he fell off the stage like Chunk from the first video? I told her she should think about changing her major to script writing.