Iversen wakes up, realizes he is bad at making NFL Picks

I took a look at my picks this week and I'm starting to believe that I may be the Billy Madison of making NFL picks against the spread.



You are all dumber, and hopefully not poorer, from reading those picks and may god have mercy and my soul.

Hopefully I can pick my head out of my ass and make some good picks. In my defense, I lost the Denver game because Mike Shanahan didn't realize that the only offense Chicago has is Devin Hester (everyone fucking knows that, come on). I also lost the Pittsburgh game that was played on the worst field conditions I have ever seen, causing the horrible Dolphins to somewhat stay in the game (side note: hilarious that Ricky Williams is out for the year)







I should have, however, realized that Eli Manning has as much talent at throwing the football as Urkel had at laying pipe to the winslow daughters. I suck, but at least I'm not named Eli.